Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
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Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML
Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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turkturkington 13
Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!
st333ph 12
Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.
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BountyBass 13
Pickle juice!
FalaFala 8
It baffles me how much people are willing to embarrass themselves just to get the first comment ...
Pleonasm 35
It's kind of like the stupid things people do to get on camera. You just watch, shake your head, and wonder how they live with themselves.
annie_nk 22
I once worked with a guy who later appeared on Virgin Diaries. The pathetic things he said he did or does was just sad. True, he's a 30 year old virgin but everything else about him was false, like his "wing mom".
hitasham 3
Haters gonna hate :/
LMFAOwned 9
Haters gonna hate haters :/
Catkam623 27
Where can I get a wing mom?sounds awesome!
Talientary 8
First!!
FalaFala 8
Nope.
PantyGAMES 10
The 'first' comments are even MORE obnoxious when the person is the second comment. EDIT: I swear there was a number 2 comment on there that said 'First!' And I went to reply to it, but the comment magically disappeared. Janky iPhone app...
st333ph 12
Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.
Canucksftw24 6
What the ***** up with your profile pic?
mbuck87 19
Says someone with no profile pic?
turkturkington 13
Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!
allard 14
I give it a 6, at least.
kut17 11
That was only 2/3 of a pun: P U
turkturkington 13
I feel the terrible-ness of it made it great :-p
jessaiee 17
I'd say a bit of pickle got itself into OP
borntoperform 14
2/3 is better than 6/10...
DerrickJames 33
Beatle Juice! Beatle Juice! Beatle Juice!
robo_thunder 13
beetlejuice* and I'm only correcting you because it is one of the best movies ever made.
xtcolin 7
Pickles... The apples most fierce predator.
WendyPj10 0
Or random comments that come out of no where???
kut17 11
What about pickled apples. What then?
perdix 29
#11, 32, iPhones are made by Apple. This joke just flew way over your heads.
gc327072 30
Time for a lawsuit! Vlasic's goin down!
misspulkadot24 17
Well, you are a great big brother for helping her out. A phone less big brother....but a great one.
SoMuchWut 8
Pickled iPhone...mmm
a1f0sff 25
Ouch! Take it to the store and maybe they can repair it?
annie_nk 22
Apple doesn't repair accidental damage. Which is just ridiculous.
jjessen 20
So do they repair intentional damage?
Mauskau 35
Apple doesn't do anything. They pretty much tell you to buy a whole new phone if anything happens to it. Other companies do their best to keep a customer and will repair it. Derp.
Prolux_fml 23
I don't know what's with the apple stores where you guys live, but the one by me, if your power button on the top sticks, they'll mark it as a manufacturing defect and give you a new phone free!
buckdharma 37
If some asshole can turn a raisin back into a grape then anything is possible.
gc327072 30
42- same here. My neighbor fell into his pool with his. When they asked him about how it broke (and they could tell it had gotten wet from that strip that changes colors) and he told them he fell in the pool, they gave him a new one free "because you're the only person that's ever been honest with us." lol
cartedor 18
If you are not man enough, don't pretend. How did you open it, to angle the jar opening into your pocket, that's some truly amazing skill.