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Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13869) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Ah, got yourself into a bit of a pickle there, didn't you?!

#6 - On 01/06/2013 at 4:48am by turkturkington

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Ahhhh, the love of a younger sibling.

#3 - On 01/06/2013 at 4:47am by st333ph

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