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Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

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On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

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Monkey see, monkey do.

#1 - On 11/22/2012 at 2:49am by Scribe

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She is going to be so mortified about it when she is older!

#2 - On 11/22/2012 at 2:51am by nesscafe

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