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Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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On 11/01/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by NoSpirit (woman) -

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How can she sue you for that? It's fucking halloween

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 11:19am by jessicadarcyd

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Hey, he got what he deserved! It was only a scare anyway.

#2 - On 11/01/2012 at 11:19am by iOceanus

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