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Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

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Why didn't you open the file first...?

#2 - On 10/27/2012 at 8:32pm by chris_a7x

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I think you should be more ashamed that you think your son is stupid enough to name his porn folder "PussyPictures."

#6 - On 10/27/2012 at 8:34pm by Girreth

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