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Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

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How does he know that?

#2 - On 09/13/2012 at 5:04pm by Kiki242

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You should see what your foot can do to his ass after dinner.

#4 - On 09/13/2012 at 5:06pm by DocBastard

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