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Today, for the third day in a row, my 10-month-old is refusing to eat any of the meals that I prepare for him. He will however eat anything semi-edible lying on the floor, cat kibble included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12684) - you deserved it (1304)

On 09/07/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by amusedslovenia (woman) - Slovenia

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Then make the food on the floor

#4 - On 09/07/2012 at 8:16pm by Archay

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Don't be a pussy, do something about this right meow. Otherwise I get the feline this will claws major psychological issues down the road for her.

#16 - On 09/07/2012 at 8:21pm by zingline89

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