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Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17912) - you deserved it (1582)

On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Most 15 year olds work on their "math" not "meth" :P

#1 - On 08/12/2012 at 11:08pm by CoconutOil

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Perhaps they need to refine their METHods, then.

#3 - On 08/12/2012 at 11:09pm by jetsown08

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