Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

by milf / 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids

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  • The joys of parenthood and cleaning poop!

    #1 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:10am by Codezlol

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  • That's a pretty useful skill actually. Who needs laxatives when you can just clap your hands?

    #3 - On 08/06/2012 at 3:12am by s0m3guy2010

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