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Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

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On 05/28/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by Shianna (woman) - United States (Maine)

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You were going to support your family off of your son's job?

#2 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:04pm by angela3825

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It's terrible having to ask a child to get a job to support his parents. It's worse still asking him to do something humiliating like that. Try to have some understanding, and next time have him get a better job.

Like a stripper.

#9 - On 05/28/2012 at 8:05pm by DocBastard

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