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Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML


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On 05/26/2012 at 7:06am - kids - by Never Work With Animals or Children (woman) - United States (California)

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Was it a good sight?

#1 - On 05/26/2012 at 10:12am by Arrawyn

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Did you see money being thrown around?
Neighborhood: Wooo! Oh yeah! *throws ones and fives*
Just make sure your brother gives you your share.

#6 - On 05/26/2012 at 10:14am by NoorFML

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