Kids: Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked...

By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By sari14 - 11/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:44

You're all idiots. I'm not kidding.

Arrawyn 12

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:12

Was it a good sight?

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:21

I hope the little bastard had the business acumen to charge admission to the show.

olpally 32

Saturday 26 May 2012 17:46

Looking is for free, touching is going to cost you though :D

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:27

Ok, but did you get your dog back?

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:12

That's what I want to know!!! What happened to the dog.

doglover569 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:28

Your little brother.... Class act!

Whatever0084 2

Saturday 26 May 2012 18:02

Your pic.... Retarded

quite_bored 9

Saturday 26 May 2012 19:14

Have you seen your own picture? Hypocrite.

Ozuru 11

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:38

I hope you don't have pimples down there!

DocBastard 38

Saturday 26 May 2012 16:48

Maybe he was just looking you over to see if you were hurt. Did you ever think of that? NO! You immediately jumped to the conclusion that the poor little tot was a pervert. I feel sorry for him for having such a cruel older sist... Nah, he's a perv. But an opportunistic one!