Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (2270)
On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Broon's life also sucksToday, on the brink of a stiflingly hot summer, I've come to a terrible realisation. It…
anon also deserved itToday, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Oh, little kids....
#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:34pm by SandiRainbowFish
See in context
+114 | 20
Does he shit bubbles?
#6 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:36pm by j_cat187
+90 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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