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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63786)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

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YDI, why make a guy judge you by where you live than who you really are. Hope you had a good excuse for pulling up to his place.

#1 - On 03/21/2012 at 7:24pm by dlistedfreak

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"... Ya know... just chillin'"

#2 - On 03/21/2012 at 7:24pm by mmmPoptarts

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