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Yesterday, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze an sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When u die can we get a cat?" mega FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You gotta love kids ;D

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:23pm by Curtieeeez

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Hehe, cute! She's only three, so I wouldn't take her too seriously :3

#3 - On 05/14/2009 at 2:23pm by purple5

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