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Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51689) - you deserved it (4042)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:24am - kids - by TwinDad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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