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Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17642) - you deserved it (2102)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States

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Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?

#7 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:16am by DocBastard

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Die you shitty-situation-comments. DIE!!!

#13 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:19am by Wederoney

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