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Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26726) - you deserved it (4479)

On 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm - kids - by childdreamkiller (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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How does this make you feeeel?

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 4:31pm by hayleegirl

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She had to find out eventually. :/

#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 4:32pm by xxGheTToGumbYxx

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