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Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

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Aww that's messed up

#1 - On 08/22/2011 at 9:55am by bigmoney12

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Good Idea!
You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!

#2 - On 08/22/2011 at 9:55am by yankeebaceball

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