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Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27199) - you deserved it (2045)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Hope you said "Way to go little bro!"

#1 - On 08/16/2011 at 5:47am by Tima1

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Send him to Americas got talent!!

#5 - On 08/16/2011 at 5:53am by AcidLacedBong

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