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Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9145) - you deserved it (35679)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

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You must be a great rolemodel.

#1 - On 08/13/2011 at 1:56pm by ninjaCarebear

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teach em young. its better that way.

#2 - On 08/13/2011 at 1:57pm by cblt2007

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