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Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26329) - you deserved it (5292)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

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Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

#1 - On 08/07/2011 at 1:15pm by sieera00

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that's a problem

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 1:15pm by heartbrakej

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