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Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19339) - you deserved it (2656)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm - kids - by CrappyLuck - United States (North Carolina)

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should of slathered him in pepto.

#1 - On 08/04/2011 at 2:55am by flockz

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Shit happens

#10 - On 08/04/2011 at 3:00am by iheartkanye

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