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Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44694) - you deserved it (4970)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

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that's messed up

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:10pm by choose8

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what a dick

#5 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:13pm by ADayToPierceTheV

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