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Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you've got to be kidney-ing me...

#4 - On 06/27/2011 at 5:03pm by ComTlancy

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tell her it runs in the family and that soon her head will be shaped just like yours!

#9 - On 06/27/2011 at 5:05pm by SophisticatedJel

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