Kids: Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney...

By MakeMyDay_27 - 27/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By ButImBeautiful - 04/02/2017 02:00 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2014 09:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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By disappointed - 01/07/2016 03:31 - United States - Rockville

Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML

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Monday 27 June 2011 23:03

you've got to be kidney-ing me...

SophisticatedJel 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:05

tell her it runs in the family and that soon her head will be shaped just like yours!

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Saltime 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:05

It's true, you're lucky. 6 year olds are like the executives in a giant company.

dawsum1 3

Monday 27 June 2011 23:06

wow.. that sucks...

sarapsosis 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 1:41

I wove u 2

stuffedanimal111 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:06

ouch. that's when u show the kid hat being a smart mouth gets you

OhLohd111 11

Monday 27 June 2011 23:14

kid hats are fun :3

stuffedanimal111 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 4:27

*what

KittyJay 3

Monday 27 June 2011 23:07

truth hurts... :) don't it?

gibby1235 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:43

taytoc 10

Monday 27 June 2011 23:07

well she's right

jackrileymac 4

Monday 27 June 2011 23:08

shave her head and make fun of her

randiZ25 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:46

I hope you never reproduce..

cocalinaaa 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:08

hey at least she's honest:)

babygirl46 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:08

geez! what a rude little girl

himoonkey 8

Monday 27 June 2011 23:39

that's what society's come to

himoonkey 8

Monday 27 June 2011 23:39

that's what society's come to

VitaLp 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 0:12

She's 6, it's not really fair to use her as a representation if society.

auburnfancade 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:08

that's hilarious

hmurphy909 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:09

little girls are mean. but funny.

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