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Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9302) - you deserved it (26804)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

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