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Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17923) - you deserved it (1903)

On 05/03/2009 at 3:15am - kids - by bodhimae - Sent from mobile version

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She's gonna make a great mom :)

#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:59am by Sourcow

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The last sentence is great!

#8 - On 05/03/2009 at 4:48pm by Some___Guy

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