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Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)

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that's gross what's wrong her cat food is the thing now

#1 - On 02/25/2011 at 5:12pm by jazziness

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No, no, they misheard her. She said "dog, fool". Though I'm not sure that's any better...

#5 - On 02/25/2011 at 5:14pm by DocBastard

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