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Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18192) - you deserved it (4291)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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ydi for sleeping with children

#2 - On 12/11/2010 at 5:56pm by bmboente15

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Boom HEADSHOT! 

#3 - On 12/11/2010 at 5:56pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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