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Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16162) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:36pm - kids - by kaileekat517 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I'd say F his sister's life for having a whiny, bitchy girl as her brother's girlfriend. That little girl was sick. At least you got to spend time with your boyfriend...

#36 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:41am by lonely_heart_89

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ohmaiigawwd stop whining. it's only dinner you can go another night.

#12 - On 11/21/2010 at 7:09pm by GangstaGalahleio

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