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Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (2311)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

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Family is the best because they always tell the truth.

#9 - On 11/13/2010 at 1:53pm by Fortuitous

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Harsh!

#3 - On 11/13/2010 at 1:45pm by Morgansayshi

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