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Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24305) - you deserved it (14018)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by BrokebyKids - United States (New York)

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CHASE AFTER HIM AND GET YOUR MONEY! Or 49 more Popsicles.. your choice.

#2 - On 09/06/2010 at 7:16pm by TaylorTotsYumm

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If she was young enough to think using a fifty is ok, sounds like she wasn't old enough to be going out to the truck alone, so.... yup this ones on you OP.

#5 - On 09/06/2010 at 7:19pm by ReginaFalange

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