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Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28471) - you deserved it (7357)

On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

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Then loose some weight. Dó it for your kids.

#1 - On 07/19/2010 at 1:05pm by The_MMH

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awwwww, that is so cute.





No more twinkees for you for a while tubby.

#3 - On 07/19/2010 at 1:05pm by CallMeHush

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