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Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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On 06/01/2010 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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What the hell? What kind of stupidass tv show would talk about toilet monsters?

#16 - On 06/02/2010 at 12:50am by Keylogger_0

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tell him that it doesnt exist. if hes still convinced tell him to stop being a whimp and take his shits in the bathroom

#1 - On 06/01/2010 at 7:15pm by atok

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