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Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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that's what you get for being a hardass on 7 year olds

#10 - On 05/15/2010 at 1:44pm by catherine012

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How descriptive should second graders be?! Aren't they just learning to spell and write?

#4 - On 05/15/2010 at 1:40pm by boog

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