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Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38731) - you deserved it (15840)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

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#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:14am by Cloudy

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It happens to the best of us. Honestly, you are paid to watch her, not to be her entertainer. While I don't think you should just sit there the whole time I do think that the parents expecting you to have all these tricks up your sleeve is pretty stupid.

#12 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:50pm by vmarsbars

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