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Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24151) - you deserved it (6992)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

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