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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15123) - you deserved it (20936)

On 03/25/2010 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by bad boyfriend - Canada (British Columbia)

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think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!

#4 - On 03/26/2010 at 3:42am by CookiesNOJ

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was having a small penis one of them?

#7 - On 03/26/2010 at 3:45am by lovelyred

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