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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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On 03/25/2010 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by bad boyfriend - Canada (British Columbia)

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think about it.. is that the only way she can get your attention? then you suck!

#4 - On 03/26/2010 at 3:42am by CookiesNOJ

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Personally OP, I think your gf badly approached the subject about what's bothering her in the relationship. If someone made and read a list to me about my faults, I'd probably get defensive.

On another note, if the only way your gf can get your attention is by promising sex, that hints to me that you're a total tool. Suppose your girlfriend said, "We need to talk." Would you still have come, OP?

#30 - On 03/26/2010 at 4:10am by pop_a_squat

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