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Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71379) - you deserved it (5847)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

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imthedude, Noname is the default.

#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:32am by Kiebland

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omg who caresssssssssssss why dont u just read the stories and laugh ur ass off who gives a f*** wether its true or not u dont even know these friggin ppl

#18 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:36pm by blablabla

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