By Noname - 21/02/2009 05:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 049
You deserved it 8 315

Same thing different taste

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Kiebland 0

imthedude, Noname is the default.

UnicornPukePink 0

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causeless 0

You could have at least been a gentleman and asked if she wanted to join :p

Haygenius 0

Perhaps she didn't know what you were about to do...? She may have just thought you were going to finish talking or something, I dunno. If you were already naked and it actually was obvious, hard times...

Mom just killed your sex life for the next ten years, cus now your gf is going to tell her friends and it will spread throughout your entire area. You will walk into the store and somebody that you have never met before will point at you and say "Isnt that the two pump chump?". Momstomp on your sexlife lol!

stewpididiot 11

Wow! that sucks that your momster knows that you're a Three Pump Chump! Like father, like son!?

teekay298 0
teekay298 0

WTF? she clearly does not if she just left she can get sum if she wants to she just comes to my place

I'm sorry, but your Mom is awesome.