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Today, I jokingly told my Mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's honey!" ... FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (39551)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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