Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (52734) - you totally deserved it (9641)
On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
(+1)I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.
#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:53pm by TheThirdLevel
(0)Perhaps you should buy him TiVo for his birthday, that way he can re-watch the part he missed due to your whining.
#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:58pm by capt_weasle
(+1)god. my girlfriend did the same thing. well, i wasnt in her yet, but i got cockblocked by house. FML.
#10 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:00pm by ned_schneebley
(0)Is House on Hulu?
Was it the new one with, uh, the Kutner thing? (Trying not to spoil for folks who haven't seen it yet. :P) Because that episode was hardfuckingcore.
(0)haha House does take precedence over sex. ESPECIALLY the differentials =) Next time, make sure to turn off the TV.
#13 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:04pm by pandasrus87
(0)Probably because you say shit like "all of the sudden" because, last time I checked, proper grammar says it's "all of A sudden".
Beware: the grammar police are officially on your ass.
#16 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:07pm by stickybrit
(0)House's Differential diagnosis is ALWAYS more important than sex, and you're just going to have to deal with that.
#17 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:08pm by Grand_Marquis
(0)#16 you are officially my hero
that's my new catch phrase: "Beware: the grammar police are officially on your ass" then hit em with the book :D
(0)Everyone whp has comment thus far is awesome. I would do the same thing if I didn't see a future with the guy, next time turn the tv and cell phones off... yeah I already see it happening and you whining about it.
(0)House before sex. Always. House is fucking awesome!
or NCIS, I'd stop whatever the hell I was doing, no matter WHAT, if a new NCIS was on. That show is my own personal brand of heroin. :)
(kudos to whoever knows where i got that line from!)
#23 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:15pm by basketballbabee
(0)Oh come on, give him a break! It was HOUSE! And the differential diagnosis is one of THE key scenes! My BF is smart enough not to try having sex during House.
(0)Can't miss a differential. Your fault though; If you were more sexually interesting or just better at sex he wouldn't have stopped.
#25 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:18pm by strangersdk
(0)pshhh house is beast. it over rules sex so suck it up.
#27 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:21pm by suckishfather
(0)House is amazing. Instead of whining you should've just watched it with him.
And that last episode was great, but terrible. I was basically crying/in shock the whole time.
(0)Are you sure he didn't stop to check out Olivia Wilde?
#29 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:29pm by littlemuffet
(0)irregardless (that's for you #16) I wouldn't stop for house. Call me and we'll show him. Maybe even film it.
(0)Lol, that's pretty sad.
And its also pretty sad that some people think House is better than sex.
You all must be virgins I guess.
Lol, no mean to judge (:
#31 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:34pm by imlaughingatyou
(0)Anyone I was having sex with would know that they shouldn't even touch me when House is on.
#32 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:34pm by CinnamonSpider
(0)hahahahahhahahhaahaha i just love how every1 agrees that house is more important than sex.... u shouldnt have gotten pissed, just lay him down and offer a bj so he can watch the tv show and have fun at the same time ( now if all women would take my advice i would get a nobel)
(0)15, I actually cried. TV has been betraying me lately by killing off my favorite characters.
House doesn't interrupt sex for me, but the SOs know not to even think about touching me during Sarah Connor Chronicles...
(0)@ 31
the show is pretty crap, however hugh laurie is waaaay better then sex
#36 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:42pm by theArkenstone
(0)wow your bf is dumb. even if my boy is watching his favorite show, he'll catch a rerun if i make it worth his while. (which has happened before ;-) )
(0)Dude, it's House. House is awesome. Gotta expect that next time.
#43 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:57pm by burdenofaday
(0)My sympathies are limited for the two following reasons:
1) House is amazing.
2) You said "all of the sudden". Say that to yourself out loud. Hear how ridiculous it sounds. Realise that you should have said "all of a sudden". Realise that despite being grammatically correct, that is still a ridiculous way of saying "suddenly" or "abruptly" or "immediately".
(0)YDI for not knowing the awesomeness of House. And I agree with #16. OP, you apparently need to watch the "Lois Kill Stewie" ep of Family Guy.
(0)yeah I'd have to say I'd do house if i could i mean look at the guy genius sorry toots
#46 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:02pm by stretchypants
(0)If I was doing you, I'd definitely stop and watch house.
:/ Come on. Look at all the other comments. And if this is the most recent episode, your boyfriend HAD to watch this one - KUTNER DIED!
#47 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:04pm by danniebenedi
(0)My ex and I would have probably both stopped in the middle to watch that! LOL. We both love House. :D
#48 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:06pm by musiquerobot
(0)#23 ...". That show is my own personal brand of heroin. :)""
haha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rCW1TXQbs
Novak: heroin, who the * said heroin yo, * wat up? It's me Novak! Did you get a chance to read dreamseller yet? oh am i ruining the shot?
funny stuff. =] anyways didn't you know House is proven to be the #1 cock-blocker via FML? don't have sex while house is on. [which is hard cause its on practically 24/7 on USA.
#51 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:11pm by victoryfallen
(0)House ftw. House rules over breathing, witch i often forget to do while watching House. forgive your boyfriend.
#57 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:21pm by MrsLovett
(0)But Lost sucks. House does not.
Interrupting sex for Lost=fail.
Interrupting sex for House=understandable.
(0)This is hilarious. Everyone in this thread thinks that House is better than sex.... Maybe a new episode would be better...
#59 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:25pm by Monty_Python
(0)Don't have sex when house is on, or turn the damn tv off next time! ;)
#60 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:27pm by strawberry_78
(0)You have to admit, that show is fucking amazing.
...and you could have had tuberculouses.
fuck you all for beating me to the punch.):
#63 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:31pm by tipsypiink
(0)I'd stop for House. Or, maybe, keep going, thinking of House...
#64 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:35pm by effmailyfe
(0)1.) i know every person has said this but House is always going to be better than sex.
2.) if my boyfriend ever stopped because of House i'd prolly lay there and watch it with him.
3.) kudos to #23 who talked about House, NCIS, and Twilight in one quick little blurb.
#75 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:57pm by asortafairtale
(0)You should never have sex while House is on, what if you miss something important?!?!
#79 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:06pm by MrJentipede
(0)#16 is right when they said that the grammar police are on your ass. We're everywhere at once.
Plus, House is an amazing show. You should have just watched the show with him.
(0)Turn off the TV or find the remote and put it on a music station. Studies show that sex drive and desire to have sex are greatly reduced when the TV is on. Doesn't matter if you are intently watching what's on the boob tube or just have it as background noise. More often then not it can lead to problems. I gave you a YDI since it would take about 15 seconds to get up and turn the TV off.
(0)Well, that just proves that Hugh Laurie is sexier than you are. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
#83 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:09pm by taniquetil
(0)....You should have offered to do doggy so you could both watch and still have sex because I agree with everyone else who have said House is better than you, him, and anyone else.
(0)House stopped being good after Amber died. FYL for having a boyfriend that still watches that sinking ship.
(0)Well...
It IS House. Can you blame him? You're probably not bad in bed, but you can't be as good as House.
#91 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:33pm by kscott88
(0)I find this extremely funny because I just watched like 10 episodes of House on Hulu. That sucks but House IS very addicting.
#94 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:36pm by LykkeItOrNot
(0)I hope you pushed him off of you..
My Ex-Boyfriend did that to me once.. so I pushed him off of me. It wasn't House.. I don't even know what it was.
PS. I don't think House is over sex.
#95 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:37pm by CollateralDamage
(0)i feel sorry for all the people who say house > sex
you must all have terrible sex lives.
#96 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:39pm by genius_man16
(0)Hahaha. I freaking love house. Hugh Lori is a fucking sexy fox. I don't blame him. Your life is not fucked.
#98 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:48pm by LawlzN00bz
(0)yeah... I have to agree with pretty much everyone else...
I wouldn't even be having sex if House was on.... just saying...
it IS the best show in the world....
:D
#102 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:58pm by falloutgurl517
(0)well house was on....i respect him for wanting to pay attention to house...its the best show ever. :-) if it was anything else i'd be calling him an ass. haha.
(0)House is better than anything! If i was dying and someone was giving me CPR i would forgive them for stopping to watch House.
#105 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:15pm by HANGtheFREAK
(0)Look, women need to learn there are certain things that men have certain needs, one is sex i agree, but another is the yearning to want to watch house. It only on twice a day and sex can be an option every other time after that, so your comparing a 22 hour window vs a 2 hour window. So yeah House wins.
#107 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:17pm by MartyMcfly09
(0)Honestly? House is pretty much the same thing each episode. Throw in a tiny little twist that may have something to do with a character featured on the show, and voila! There's the "gripping drama."
Someone comes in feeling badly/sick/dying/bleeding from the eyes. Everyone thinks they have something, (ie lupus). But, whoa! Get this! It's NOT. It's actually something House has to deduce in a completely ridiculous manner! Suddenly, they're better, all thanks to House the sexy super-genius! Now let's all watch him make a sarcastic comment and hobble off into the sunset.
Or we could not waste our time.
#108 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:26pm by theanonimouse
(-1)Really? House>Sex?
Because all House is is a rehash of one episode, over and over and over. They all have the same plotline. Someone comes in feeling sick. They can't figure out what it is. Then they think they know, but (big surprise!) they're all wrong. It's all up to House, the sexy super-genius doctor to figure it out all on his own and cure the patient. Ooooh, I'm enthralled.
#109 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:28pm by theanonimouse
(0)You can pelvic thrust any time you want, starting and stopping at will. If you miss House though, now that's when you are truly screwed (pun intended).
(0)That's why you realize you should turn off the tv before getting too occupied.
#111 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:32pm by rose33red99
(0)LMAO! Great tongue-in-cheek posts folks :o)
Personally I can't stand TV - even when I'm not having sex - so I'm in the minority :o)
I definitely feel for OP though - without all these caring and erudite posts clarifying things, I can see how she might have mistakenly believed that something personal and intimate like sex should be more important to human beings than something transient, fictitious, artificial, (and recordable!) like TV.
But look on the bright side - I presume there were ad breaks, so you should be able to get BF to finish the deed in the breaks. :o)
(0)yah and wtf happened with cutner?!?!?! who else was miserably disappointed that the best and most hilarious character ended it?! im like theres NO WAY he can just go like that... im so pissed!!! anyway House is SO much better than sex... it lasts longer and it grabs your full attention, you know... House... it's just the best
(0)#23, twilight!!
Kudos to meeee(:
Oh and I haven't seen the new house yet, thank you all for ruining it for me
#115 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:42pm by Claire_bear
(0)#115 - They all ruined the latest House for you?!? FYL man!
Never mind, now it's been ruined you may as well do something normal like having sex. LOL
(0)dude...IT'S HOUSE!! biggest badass EVER! what more of an aphrodisiac is there??
#117 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:50pm by kelseysue92
(0)HAHA you can't really blame him............HUGH LAURIE!!!! aka sexiest blue eyes ever
its a crime to miss an episode. what do you think would happen if cuddy and house finally had sex and he would have missed it, i mean thats what everyone is waiting for, we can't take chances of missing that prime moment
#119 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:21am by LYFSUKSTHENUDIE
(0)I love House as much as the next person, put if I were doing the horizontal tango with my girlfriend, we'd still jeep doing it. I mean, thats why they call them REPEATS!
#120 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:26am by FuzzMonkey09
(0)I love House as much as the next person, put if I were doing the horizontal tango with my girlfriend, we'd still jeep doing it. I mean, thats why they call them REPEATS!
#121 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:26am by FuzzMonkey09
(0)How disrespectful, people need to stop allowing this kind of shit he means you ain' t good enough for him not to look at his show
#122 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:32am by Put_u_on_blast
(0)here's some genuine advice that i hope you listen to.
i've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half. we are so comfortable with each other know that us paying attention to tv too isn't a big deal.
maybe he just feels comfortable with you.
#125 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:46am by stfux327
(0)House just kicked your ass. But still, who can blame him? House is a badass
#127 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:51am by anonymouskiller
(0)House is awesome. #2 is right. And House is addicting, like #1 said. It's hard not to watch, especially after seeing the beginning.
#128 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:00am by plzfml4real
(0)I think we should all kick #89's ass. and 108 and 109. you three are gay.
#131 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:15am by anonymouskiller
(0)Why is it that everywhere I go, someone has to say something that has to do with Twilight when it has nothing to fucking do with it.. *sigh*
(0)#30 - "irregardless" isn't a word. Intelligence, get some.
TV, no matter what show, isn't better than sex. But men can't multitask and are easily distracted, so you should have known to turn the TV off.
(0)What do you expect when the TV is on? The answer is to turn the TV off if it bothers you so much! If you have sex so infrequently that one distraction bothers you so much, well... that sucks worse. :-p
(0)Definetly something I would do.
It's such a good show
#136 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:47am by nebjamin69
(0)#137 is right ^_^
YDI, besides it is you that should have calmed down a bit to watch the diagnosis as well, come on...it is important stuff, one of these days you will probably need to remember one of those for whatever random reason, but you won't be able to remember because you were too busy getting your rocks off. Besides having a boyfriend you can get laid whenever you want, don't be surprised if House takes precedence.
#138 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:15am by firedragon64
(0)WTF is wrong with you people when you get old you have plenty of time to see tv shows, young people that still have tight bodies instead of fucking the shit out of each other watch tv shows instead...
omfv i apologize to all but I can't be with a girl that I like without a almost constant boner, so either you are a ugly one or your boyfriend is a fail, FYL either way because it's not your fault anyway
#139 - On 04/10/2009 at 4:09am by humpty_dumpty
(0)I'm a girl and get distracted quite easily. I would have done the same exact thing!
Turn off the TV! I'd let my fiance know it was his own damn fault for leaving the TV on if that ever happened...
(0)I would stop shaggin you to watch house `specially this week. I`m surprised he didn`t cry too....
(0)house is fuckin amaizin im not surprised that wanted to see what happened
#148 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:40am by smiley_chik17
(0)I know how you feel. My girlfriend is addicted. I'm sure if something like that were going on she'd probably stop to watch it too. :/
#150 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:48am by helplessly_stuck
(0)I'm sorry, but I'm fairly certain I would stop having sex to watch House. I love that show!
#151 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:16am by shinabery06
(0)LOL at all the people who are saying that House > sex =D
On a different note though...maybe you weren't pleasing him enough?
(0)Nothing else besides House is important when House is on in my house. Except for a crying baby, because that interrupts House. Thank Jebus for the pause button!
#154 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:19am by psychonurse
(0)to #16, i would quit commenting on other people's grammar, because you said "beware, the grammar police are officially on your ass" when it in fact should say "beware, the grammar police IS offically on your ass"
(0)House FTW.
My boyfriend does the same thing, but not during sex. I make him turn off the television during sex.
He just ignores me when we're in a really deep conversation about something meaningful.
(0)I'm not sure about that, 157... I think "police" can be used as either a singular or plural noun (like "moose"). "Grammar police *department*" would be a singular entity, but I think "grammar police" could mean multiple officers.
Maybe not. But "grammar police *is*" just sounds fucked up. o.O
(0)What was the diagnosis?
Besides ... it's Hugh Laurie!
although i personally never watch house on tv... i just get the dvds once a year and have a house marathon
#161 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:50pm by were_giraffe
(0)No one cares that your boyfriend thinks fucking you is boring.
#163 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:57pm by Ravemaster7
(0)TV is dumb, and so is your bf, but maybe if you where a better lay he wouldn't of been watching TV.
#167 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:06pm by infowarrior
(0)Dude, it was HOUSE. That show is made of win. I would've waited until the show was over to get with the sexings.
(0)i feel like i've heard this FML ten times.
YDI for not being better in bed. (:
and by the way, house is amazing.
#169 - On 04/10/2009 at 3:04pm by hawtieeex3
(0)YDI for sexing during House. Thirteen is hot, and the show is awesome.
Besides, any straight girl should be staring at ol' Greg.
(0)#108 and #109.
Yes, House is a rehash of the same episode.
But sex is a rehash of the same action :P
Diagnosis, Diagnosis, Sarcastic Comment
Thrust, Thrust, Moan
(0)lmfao. thats quite funny, same thing happened to me.
#175 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:37pm by missyedges1
(0)Ummm, House is an amazing show. I can understand what he was going through, and im a virgin
#177 - On 04/10/2009 at 6:12pm by cristinaevie
(0)Ive never watached house, but my x watches it all the time when we were dating if we were on the phone or texting he would either just hang up with me or stop texting me to watch house.
#181 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:41pm by starchikkax3
House is so much awesome.
maybe he was checking out 13?
#182 - On 04/10/2009 at 11:41pm by curiousally
(0)#12- yea, in that case, I would've stopped altogether to watch that lol that was a you-cannot-miss-it episode.
#186 - On 04/11/2009 at 12:17am by AkihiroHattori5
(0)#12 yes, the kutner episode was very fucking hard core. holy shit. i cant wait till next monday!!
(0)i hate house, but seriously just next time go where there isn't a TV
#193 - On 04/11/2009 at 11:27am by Frappuccino12
(0)Why the hell weren't you watching it too?
You missed Kutner. :/
#195 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:32pm by manoverboard
(0)#44- it's kind of pathetic how you were talking about being grammatically correct when you spelled realize wrong, more than once.
#196 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:12pm by Claire_bear
(0)Wow, sex just isn't what it used to be anymore.
YDI. Turn of the damn TV when you have sex. It's supposed to be an intimate moment. I'm sure you can manage to grab the remote and press OFF before you open your legs. Seriously.
(0)I'm gonna have to admit I've done that, and I deffinately got slapped and didnt get sex for a week+.
#201 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:17pm by ImOnCloudNine69
(0)another thing. you can really tell the differnce between guy and girl comments on these things. like #200, guy, #198, girl.
#202 - On 04/12/2009 at 9:19pm by ImOnCloudNine69
(0)HOUSE IS SO MUCH MORE FREAKIN IMPORTANT. SO SAD WHEN KUTNER DIES! : (
#204 - On 04/13/2009 at 1:02am by michelleada
(0)In defence of the OP, that really is a rude and rather douchbag-ish thing to do.
However, I feel like YDI because you left the television on during sex in the first place. Surely you can take the time out of your busy sex life to turn the damned thing off considering the fact that you already took all that time to turn the volume down.
(0)RIP KUTNER.
It's your fault for leaving House on. Sorry! hahaha.
#207 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am by ohcrapitsme
(0)#196 - (dons grammar-nazi cap). Ok, since you brought the topic up...
1. "Realise" is the English (as opposed to the American) way of spelling that word. You may not have known before, but you do now. And you could have checked in a dictionary to see if it's an accepted alternative spelling before correcting someone else.
2. "you spelled xyz wong" is actually grammatically incorrect. You are using "wrong" to qualify a verb ("spelled"), and so you must use an adverb. Adverbs are easy in English and its derivatives, as they always end with "ly".
So, the grammatically correct way to have written that would have been: "you spelled realize wrongly", although it would probably sound more idiomatically correct to write "you spelled realize incorrectly".
3. Of course, this doesn't change the fact that you got your facts wrong in the first place.
(0)hey, if he stayed hard the whole time, i think you may have to consider it a compliment...
silver lining!
#209 - On 04/13/2009 at 4:24pm by thekreeperkeeper
(0)my boyfriend has done that to me with THE SAME SHOW!!!!
#212 - On 04/13/2009 at 9:23pm by musicismylife16
(0)May I suggest sit-ups? If that doesn't work, try a paper bag.
#213 - On 04/14/2009 at 2:57pm by facepalm12345
(0)Yeah, sorry, but House pwned you this time. I love House, and I'd also do the same thing.
BTW, poor Kutner, for, well, you know, for what happened.
But House ownes all, sorry, but it's true
#214 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:26pm by jessied112
(0)Sorry, but House ownes all. House is an awesome show, and I'm sure after the show he'd love to finish with you, but, it's HOUSE!
#215 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:27pm by jessied112
(0)yeah sorry but house rules. gotta agree with #3 and #6
#217 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:46am by MTizzle_lol_FML
(0)lol i wonder what episode it was...i would of done the same thing if i wasnt enjoying the sex ahahahaha
(0)TOTAL win for your boyfriend...and House.
(For the record, I'm a girl and I would do the same exact thing. Sex is awesome but House is just AMAZING. Besides, Hugh Laurie turns me on. ;D )
For all those commentors (most likely girls) who are outraged and saying men don't have short attention spans: WATCH IT. There are only a couple of AWESOME shows on tv and House is most definitely one of them. It's not about the men...it's just the awesomeness of the show, ya dig?
#68, you explained House in the most eloquent of terms. From now on, that is how I shall explain my love of House.
#228 - On 04/18/2009 at 2:15am by gowitdaflow
(0)well... I did feel bad until I realized that he was watching house.
while that sucks for you, house IS awesome.
#230 - On 04/18/2009 at 10:23pm by orangecrayon57
(0)...
Well, house is a pretty awesome show... I wouldnt blame him...
#232 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:09pm by fdsaeiilatan
(0)I'm sorry, but there's not much that's hotter than Hugh Laurie.
#233 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:50am by orangetang
(0)Um, because House is awsm. I mean c'mon! And the diagnosis' are always monopolysistictheosisperiocarditalitis. Or something super-long but treatable. No one ever dies on House. Greys Anatomy > House > sex
(0)Srry 234, but Greys Anatomy takes precedence over NOTHING. Terrible show. I'd have BAD sex before I'd sit and waste 60 min of my life with that crap. hahaha
(0)#234... theres 1 episode that someone dies... the whole episode is about the person dying tho.... SHIT GET UR HOUSE FACTS RIGHT
(0)#234 and #239
a COUPLE people have died on house.
ps, id do the same thing, id probably laugh at somethin house said also so itd be even worse for the girlfriend.
#240 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:14pm by hipalbatross
(0)If your name is Abby. It's your own darn fault. Boys don't have respect for girls who ask for sex. Especially when they're still virgins and constantly keep asking them "when are we going to". Not to be disrespectful, only honest: you're a whore. If this isn't Abby my apoligies, you're most likely not a whore. That's mean for him to do that. But if it IS Abby, hunny bun, you deserved it. That's what you get for being a whore.
(0)I have to agree with a bunch of people here. House is a pretty bitchin show. My advice, next time turn of the tv =P
(0)Anyone else thinking Blink 182, here? "We started making out, and she took off my pants, but then I turned on the TV..." lol
#245 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:34pm by ahbcerrist
(0)# 244. psh, nah. i'm just merely stating the truth! & haha yeah it does remind me of that blink182 song!!
(0)Ya know, when I told friends about this particular FML, I always said "If I was a guy, I'd SOOO do that!!"
Even girls know House is the shit. :)
#250 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:52pm by writerchick11
(0)Ya know, when I tell my friends about this FML, I say "If I was a guy, I'd SOOOOOOO do that!"
Even girls know House is the shitt, honey. :)
#251 - On 05/11/2009 at 11:54pm by writerchick11
(0)Ah the cur-sed house. It steals guy's souls.... :O Its kind of sad that half of these people here agree that they are THAT obessesed. I hate it when me and my bf are on the phone and it suddenly starts. He gets really distracted. It especially sucks when I say, "uh should I go?" and he says "No! you don't have to do that." Then I'm stuck listening to him watch TV
I don't think I've ever watched it.
(0)Haha! My bf and I lost our virginity right after watching an episode of House together. Fantastic! :D
#258 - On 05/23/2009 at 10:15pm by AnnieLennox1954
(0)Sorry, but the order of things is:
sex-House-food
Better luck next generation.
#260 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:01pm by Comicmischief
(0)I am geniunely sorry because i take his side. Hoouse is AMAZINGLY addicting and the differential diagnoses is a great part. I mean , its House. It could be worse, he could have been watching gossip girl and ud have to worry if hesz gay or not. Lol
#262 - On 05/29/2009 at 1:36am by MyLyfeSux42
(0)House > Sex. Every time.
Hugh Laurie is just so sexy!
I have passed up sex with my boyfriend to watch House before :P
(0)i did this too.... also with the simpsons and family guy
#268 - On 06/09/2009 at 4:43am by vincentsuicide
(0)it happens all the time with me sometimes we both watch the tv.
because im that cool hahaha and entertaining.
#269 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:47pm by kittycatsmack
(0)I would stop sex and mastubate to house. I love hugh Laurie. (:
#270 - On 06/12/2009 at 6:54pm by ceccciliaaa
(0)its HOUSE!!!!! who gives a crap abt FYL?
#57 +/- 1: they wrote kutner off because kal penn had taken up a role in Obama's PR office.'
#33: genius!
#271 - On 06/15/2009 at 5:32am by blindsight18
(0)haha dont feel bad
last year when we and my ex were having sex
she left two and a half men on and i stopped for a second and watched it
she would remind me of it for months lol and call me a jerk
(0)You totally deserved this one! You can't leave a show like House on expect someone to not stop to watch...I would.
(0)this happened to me except he stopped to quote a line of scrubs that was on.
#276 - On 06/26/2009 at 11:28pm by qwerty105
(0)Dude. I woulda done the same thing. I don't miss House. I just don't do it.
#277 - On 06/29/2009 at 9:47pm by katewasherexx
(0)I've actually done this before. Had the TV on in the living room & was on top of the BF, I realized House was coming on and I jumped off the bed & ran into the living room stark naked to watch House. The BF was pissed, but I'd pick House over sex any day.
#281 - On 07/08/2009 at 2:05am by xLucky_13x
(0)If it were any show besides House, I would say you should be pissed. As it is… I wouldn't take it too personally.
#286 - On 11/28/2009 at 11:17pm by AtrumMessor
