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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55511) - you deserved it (10488)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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