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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63168) - you deserved it (14101)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well House is an addicting show...

i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by mewzik

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I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:53pm by TheThirdLevel

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