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Today... my boyfriend an I were aving sex. Te TV was on wit te volume low... as we ad been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of te sudden... my boyfriend stopped mid-trust. He was watcing te TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watc te differential diagnosis. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well House is an addicting show...

i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by mewzik

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I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:53pm by TheThirdLevel

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