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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8214) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

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