Health: Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was...

By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2020 18:00

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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skiier4life 1

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

he's a douche because he couldn't contol an uncontrollable function?

kyonichii 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:27

Jeez, I hope her hands weren't cold.

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x2Sypher2x 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:24

McLol

bolingtexas 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:28

if she was impressed then it shouldn't matter

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:32

It's only an FML if you didn't wink and say, "So, you wanna?"

hapylordofdeath9 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:32

well if she's a hot doctor replacement, I'm site she gets that aaaaallllllllllllllllll the time

Kamens 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:32

YDI for living in Texas.

jugger 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:40

watever. I call fake.

adog5 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:42

dude did u **** in your pants

timk_fml 2

Monday 1 March 2010 6:42

did you still have the hardon when she don the latex gloves and said bend over?

mrguy266 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:44

Hahahaha @34

simpledrunkdude 4

Monday 1 March 2010 6:51

niice

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