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Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20930) - you deserved it (6388)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States

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give him some instructions!

#1 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:04pm by mudd

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hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

#9 - On 02/23/2010 at 2:08pm by ThatOneAdamKid24

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