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Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18999) - you deserved it (2281)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:22pm by aedeckert

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well is it?

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:22pm by alex1432

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