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Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15307) - you deserved it (1603)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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