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By Turdfoot - / Tuesday 12 February 2013 20:15 / United States - Prosper
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By  Lionesse  |  15

Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.

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  Blackcatluck  |  19

Hey, it's not our fault! If we had the chance we would turn the whole house in a litterbox...but the kitchen, we keep the kitchen cuz there is peanut butter in it.

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  ironichalibut  |  24

Or give OP some kind of terrible condition. It's a close one though, maybe 50/50. I haven't done much reading on the subject, so I could hypothesize that it could kill him, give him super powers, or anything In between.

By  tomhofer  |  14

This is the reason I choose not to own a pet

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  Lionesse  |  15

Humans shit too. Is that a reason to not be around people? I was going to write "Is that a reason not to own humans" but I caught myself in time because I realized owning people is illegal now.

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  ICastillo  |  24

gracehi you've never walked into a public restroom and see poop all over the place? It happens. There are some assholes out there.. (No pun Intended)

By  sheethapins  |  13

Cat sucks. Probably better put your best foot forward and get the cat to the vet. The bill may be explosive, but cat least you won't be down in he dumps with a crappy pet.

By  LizHoy24  |  5

hopefully it wasn't on carpet and is easy to clean up. maybe monitoring what your cat eats will prevent future explosive diarrhea for your cat. good luck!

By  Lionesse  |  15

Just hobble over to your nearest shower and rinse it before you start to over think what you have on the bottom of your foot. Once you over think it, it becomes incredibly disgusting and unbearable :/ FYL op.. That's a crappy day no pun intended (;

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  gracehi  |  31

Boy it's a good thing you posted that sage advice! OP must be sitting at her computer with cat shit still on her foot right now, reading your comment and saying to herself, "Rinse off my foot in the shower? Why didn't I think of that?"

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  Lionesse  |  15

#40 I'm glad your comment oozes sarcasm. Anyway, I thought I'd put in my two cents. I mean, that's the whole point of FML. Maybe the OP didn't think about it in that moment, or maybe they did. I just answered based on what I thought would be relevant.

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  gracehi  |  31

I just think it's funny when people give advice on FMLs in which the issue is obviously already resolved. Sorry, but in your case, I just couldn't help poking a little fun. No hard feelings, right?

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