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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny
uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.
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Tuesday 22 July 2014