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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69363) - you deserved it (9606)

On 04/04/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Roskilde)

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