Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 6:57am / Denmark (Roskilde) / Intimacy

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  • That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

    #1 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:04am by mrnicety

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  • uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

    #2 - On 04/04/2009 at 11:05am by Saluton

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