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Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19512) - you deserved it (4681)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Florida)

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I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML
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#7 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:25pm by tb15

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Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

#5 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:46pm by StewieBigFan

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