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Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11454) - you deserved it (3013)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Florida)

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I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML
what's next
I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML
I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML

#7 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:25pm by tb15

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um I was conceived in my parents bed
it doesn't freak me out to be in their house

#15 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:21pm by rhapsody

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