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Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disneyworld. Monday, I take a class trip to Disneyworld. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10423) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Florida)

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