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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17737) - you deserved it (5052)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

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haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"

#2 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:09am by 4toestatue

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have you not heard of licking the door?

#3 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:09am by Seanus

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